It's not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer
Is there an answer?
Mensa membership exceeding
Tell me why and how
Are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being thwarted
Ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard
And faith is being fancied over reason
Darwin's rollin over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving
Much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing
And it's worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality
Is no longer the exception
It's the rule
And I'm starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule
Without regard
La lluvia en mi pelo me,
me chorreaba, me me chorreaba.
Y con tu chaqueta que,
bien me sentaba que, bien me sentaba.
Porque la lluvia en el pelo me,
me chorreaba a mi, me chorreaba.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Y mira que dicen que yo,
que tengo experiencia en asuntos de amor.
Y mira que dicen que yo,
que tengo experiencia en asuntos de amor.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
No te metas conmigo,
metete con otra, metete con otra.
No ves que si te hablo me,
tiembla la boca me,
tiembla la boca.
Amor de mis entrañas no,
que me da miedo no,
que me da miedo.
no le digas a naide no,
lo mucho que te quiero yo,
lo mucho que te quiero.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
I got one question
How do you fit all that in them jeans?
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit
Patty, cake, patty, cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
Hot damn it, your booty like two planets
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit
Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot, Alley oop that dunk
Tired of working that nine to five
Oh, baby, let me come and change your life
Hot damn it, your booty like two planets
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Shake it, shake it girl
Just a little bit
Little bit, little bit, little bit
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye as she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
Oh
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I won't say goodbye anymore
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-ooh
I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Oh, kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again
But I know
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I won't say goodbye anymore
Mufasa, hmm?
You know we finally here, right?
Where are we?
It's Friday then
Then Saturday, Sunday, what?
(Learn, their lives again) it's Friday again
(Their lives, to pull us) then Saturday, Sunday, what?
(Learn, their lives again) it's Friday
(Their lives, to pull us) then Saturday, Sunday
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again, -gain, -ain, -ain
I thought the hands of time would change me
And I'd be over this by now, yeah
It's been too long since we got crazy
I'm lowkey spinnin' out
I'm countin' down till Friday come
I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much
Know I'm all in my bag, that's clutch
Feelin' it, feelin' it, feelin' it
Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Endless weekend, on a wave, yeah
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
(We want that weekend)
It's Friday again (oh)
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
(We want that weekend)
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed days, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands, saying: How do you do?
They're really saying: I love you!
I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more, than I'll never know
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself: What a wonderful world
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else, but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooh-ah)
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a given thing
The more I gave, the less I got, oh, yeah
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine, I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooh-ah)
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried
Chinga chinga a pelo piqué
Bicho malo pillé
Minga chunga ladilla pillé
Chichi chungo trinqué
Iba bolinga capucha no usé
Chati mangui pringué
Pica pica cocos y minga
Lavo nabo con gel
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Quite tanga panty bajé
Sin goma empujé
Con banana un kiki pegué
Ñaca ñaca gozé
Con ungüento pupita curé
Minga chachi dejé
Palmo visto bonita brilló
Mi manguito chingó
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Trinqué pillé chingué
Chingué lavé curé
Halé iamalé
Halé iamalé
Halé ia halé ia
Halé iamalé
Qué tan loco sería si yo fuera
El dueño de tu corazón por solo un día
Si nos gana la alegría, yo por fin te besaría
¿Qué pasaría?
Podrías ver entre él y yo, ¿quién ganaría?
Mi condición
Enamorado locamente de una chica que hoy extraño
Y el no tenerte me hace daño
Seríamos la pareja del año, cuánto te extraño
Sin condición
Me enamoré precisamente de una chica que no es mía
Y mis amigos lo sabían
Y a mí todo el mundo me decía que pasaría, me dejarías
Si me dieran solo veinticuatro horas, yo las aprovecho
Juro que yo voy a hacerte cosas que nunca te han hecho
Ya yo me cansé de ser amigos con derecho'
Yo tal vez no te merezco
Pero no hay ni que decirlo
Si nos juntamos, seríamos la pareja del siglo
Ponme yo acapella, me da con introducirlo
Navaja doble filo
Cortamos y los videos me dio con reproducirlo'
Me lo decían, yo los ignoraba
Simplemente todo, ahora quedó en la nada
Se lo hacía allá, los ojos la miraba'
Yo nunca creía que el amor cegaba
Mi condición
Enamorado locamente de una chica que hoy extraño
Y no tenerte me hace daño
Seríamos la pareja del año, cuánto te extraño
@Espigüete @ElPerroSeLlamabaMisTetas
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y PREPARAOS PARA LA RACHA SIN FESTIVOS MÁS LARGA DE LA EXISTENCIA ASÍ EN GENERAL
@ChiquiVigo
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer
Is there an answer?
Mensa membership exceeding
Tell me why and how
Are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being thwarted
Ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard
And faith is being fancied over reason
Darwin's rollin over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving
Much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing
And it's worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality
Is no longer the exception
It's the rule
And I'm starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule
Without regard
me chorreaba, me me chorreaba.
Y con tu chaqueta que,
bien me sentaba que, bien me sentaba.
Porque la lluvia en el pelo me,
me chorreaba a mi, me chorreaba.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Y mira que dicen que yo,
que tengo experiencia en asuntos de amor.
Y mira que dicen que yo,
que tengo experiencia en asuntos de amor.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
No te metas conmigo,
metete con otra, metete con otra.
No ves que si te hablo me,
tiembla la boca me,
tiembla la boca.
Amor de mis entrañas no,
que me da miedo no,
que me da miedo.
no le digas a naide no,
lo mucho que te quiero yo,
lo mucho que te quiero.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Aunque parezca mentira,
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada, cuando me miras
me pongo colorada.
Say somethin' to her
Holla at her
I got one question
How do you fit all that in them jeans?
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit
Patty, cake, patty, cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
Hot damn it, your booty like two planets
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit
Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot, Alley oop that dunk
Tired of working that nine to five
Oh, baby, let me come and change your life
Hot damn it, your booty like two planets
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Shake it, shake it girl
Just a little bit
Little bit, little bit, little bit
estando de romería
Mi carro me lo robaron,
anoche cuando dormía
¿dónde estará mi carro?
¿dónde estará mi carro?
¿dónde estará mi carro?
¿dónde estará mi carro?
Me dicen que le quitaron,
los clavos que relucían,
creyendo que eran de oro
de limpios que los tenía.
¿dónde estará mi carro?
¿dónde estará mi carro?
¿dónde estará mi carro?
¿dónde estará mi carro?
Donde quiera que esté, mi carro es mío,
porque en él me crié allá en el río
si lo llego a encontrar, vendrá conmigo,
en mi carro de amor, por el camino.
Le digo por el camino,
hablando con los romeros,
que llevan sobre sus varas,
mi nombre grabado a fuego.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3yuBvfEj_RE
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye as she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
Oh
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I won't say goodbye anymore
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-ooh
I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Oh, kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again
But I know
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I won't say goodbye anymore
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-ooh
Que pedir un asiático en según que lugares es jugarse el hígado...
@EsePibe @Caballero_Caballa
@OniNoNeko_Levossian @gnomolesten @eldarel @Amperobonus
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y FELIZ FIEBRE DEL SÁBADO NOCHE
@ChiquiVigo
You know we finally here, right?
Where are we?
It's Friday then
Then Saturday, Sunday, what?
(Learn, their lives again) it's Friday again
(Their lives, to pull us) then Saturday, Sunday, what?
(Learn, their lives again) it's Friday
(Their lives, to pull us) then Saturday, Sunday
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again, -gain, -ain, -ain
I thought the hands of time would change me
And I'd be over this by now, yeah
It's been too long since we got crazy
I'm lowkey spinnin' out
I'm countin' down till Friday come
I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much
Know I'm all in my bag, that's clutch
Feelin' it, feelin' it, feelin' it
Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Endless weekend, on a wave, yeah
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
(We want that weekend)
It's Friday again (oh)
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
(We want that weekend)
It's Friday again
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed days, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands, saying: How do you do?
They're really saying: I love you!
I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more, than I'll never know
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself: What a wonderful world
Guardando attentamente i monumenti
La classica straniera con un'aria strana
Che gira stanca tutta la città
A un certo punto della passeggiata
Mi chiama da una parte un ragazzino
Sembrava a prima vista tanto per benino
Si offre a far da guida per la città
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe'
Praticamente il meglio di Santa Fe
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe'
Fidati di me
Altro che ragazzino, che per benino
Sapeva molte cose più di me
Mi ha portato tante volte a veder le stelle
Ma non ho visto niente di Santa Fe
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe'
Praticamente il meglio di Santa Fe
Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe'
Fidati di me
Meant for someone else, but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooh-ah)
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a given thing
The more I gave, the less I got, oh, yeah
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine, I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooh-ah)
I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS E ID QUEMANDO LOS DÍAS DE VACACIONES DE 2023 QUE SE CADUCAN
@ChiquiVigo
Chingaré yo
Chingaré
Chingaré chingaré
Chinga chinga a pelo piqué
Bicho malo pillé
Minga chunga ladilla pillé
Chichi chungo trinqué
Iba bolinga capucha no usé
Chati mangui pringué
Pica pica cocos y minga
Lavo nabo con gel
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Quite tanga panty bajé
Sin goma empujé
Con banana un kiki pegué
Ñaca ñaca gozé
Con ungüento pupita curé
Minga chachi dejé
Palmo visto bonita brilló
Mi manguito chingó
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Hey hey a pelo piqué
Hey hey bicho malo pillé
Trinqué pillé chingué
Chingué lavé curé
Halé iamalé
Halé iamalé
Halé ia halé ia
Halé iamalé
Hoy saldré por la noche
Podré vivir lo que el mundo nos da
Cuando el Sol ya se esconde
Podré cantar una dulce canción
A la luz de la Luna
Y acariciar y besar a mi amor
Como no lo hice nunca
¿Qué pasará? ¿Qué misterio habrá?
Puede ser mi gran noche
Y al despertar, ya mi vida sabrá
Algo que no conoce
Caminaré, abrazado a mi amor
Por las calles sin rumbo
Descubriré que el amor es mejor
Cuando todo está oscuro
Y sin hablar, nuestros pasos se irán
A buscar otra puerta
Que se abrirá como mi corazón
Cuando ella se acerca
¿Qué pasará? ¿Qué misterio habrá?
Puede ser mi gran noche
Y al despertar, ya mi vida sabrá
Algo que no conoce
El dueño de tu corazón por solo un día
Si nos gana la alegría, yo por fin te besaría
¿Qué pasaría?
Podrías ver entre él y yo, ¿quién ganaría?
Mi condición
Enamorado locamente de una chica que hoy extraño
Y el no tenerte me hace daño
Seríamos la pareja del año, cuánto te extraño
Sin condición
Me enamoré precisamente de una chica que no es mía
Y mis amigos lo sabían
Y a mí todo el mundo me decía que pasaría, me dejarías
Si me dieran solo veinticuatro horas, yo las aprovecho
Juro que yo voy a hacerte cosas que nunca te han hecho
Ya yo me cansé de ser amigos con derecho'
Yo tal vez no te merezco
Pero no hay ni que decirlo
Si nos juntamos, seríamos la pareja del siglo
Ponme yo acapella, me da con introducirlo
Navaja doble filo
Cortamos y los videos me dio con reproducirlo'
Me lo decían, yo los ignoraba
Simplemente todo, ahora quedó en la nada
Se lo hacía allá, los ojos la miraba'
Yo nunca creía que el amor cegaba
Mi condición
Enamorado locamente de una chica que hoy extraño
Y no tenerte me hace daño
Seríamos la pareja del año, cuánto te extraño