Dain

Hoy me he levantado
Y he visto que tengo uñas
Que la picha se me empina
Y, por detrás, tengo una hucha
Y me he rasca'o los huevos
Y me he meti'o en la ducha
Y he pensa'o tras un buen cuesco
Que la vida es cojonuda
Me he toma'o un café y un cruasán de anteayer
Me he fuma'o un piti de pueblo y he caga'o un zurullo diez
Y me he asoma'o al balcón
Y he visto bragas tendi'as
Y a un abuelo superhéroe
Cómo me mola la vida
Hoy me he levanta'o de puta madre
Flipando con el cielo y sus colores
Hoy me siento un puto hombre de hierro
Que se caga en el paro y en sus muertos
Hoy me he levanta'o de puta madre
Flipando con el mundo y sus olores
Hoy me siento un puto hombre de acero
Que se caga en el Rey y en to's sus yernos
Llega el mediodía y me siento aún mejor
Un papeo que te cagas y una siesta del tirón
Pero, antes, un polvete y, si no, me apaño yo
Pero, al final de la corrida, disfrutando de la vida
Se acerca la noche y entro en éxtasis total
Todavía tengo dientes y una lengua pa' gritar
Y me echo unas birritas y me pongo a divagar
Que a pesar de tanta mierda, aún estoy vivo pa' luchar
Hoy me he levanta'o de puta madre
Flipando con el cielo y sus colores
Hoy me siento un puto hombre de hierro

@JanSmite Todo eso está bien, pero no te he visto en la reunión del sábado de objetivos.
Esta semana toca censurar el grafeno y el motor de hidrógeno, el primero no ha pagado la tasa y el segundo es por un tema promocional de BP.
Te mando la carta el lunes con la lista de usuarios a odiar.

Uy, ¿esto no era un privado?

VIERNEEEEEEEEEES
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS CON SUDADERA QUE LLEGA EL FRESQUICO



@ChiquiVigo

Its complicated, it always is
That's just the way it goes
Feels like the way it is so long for this
I wonder if it shows
And under water now i can breath
It never felt so good
Cause i can feel it coming over me
I wouldn't stop it if i could
When love takes over yeaaah
You know you can't deny
When love takes over yeaaah
'Cause something's here tonight
Give me a reason I gotta know
Do you feel it too?
Cant you see me here on overload
And this time I blame you
Hmm looking out for you to hold my hand
It feels like I could fall
Now love me right, like I know you can
We could lose it all
When love takes over yeaaah
You know you can't deny
When love takes over yeaaah
Cause something's here tonight
I'll be loving all the time, it's true
Cause I want to make it right with you
When love takes over, when love takes over
When love takes over, when love takes over ...
Over, over, over ...

¿Cómo te llamas, baby?
Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mí
Dile a tus amigas que andamo' ready
Esto lo seguimo' en el after party
¿Cómo te llamas, baby?
Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mí
Dile a tus amigas que andamo' ready (¡Sube!)
Esto lo seguimo' en el after party
Con calma, yo quiero ver cómo ella lo menea
Mueve ese poom-poom, girl
Es un asesina, cuando baila quiere que to' el mundo la vea
I like your poom-poom, girl (Sube, sube)
Con calma, yo quiero ver cómo ella lo menea
Mueve ese poom-poom, girl
Tiene adrenalina, en medio 'e la pista, vente, hazme lo que sea
I like your poom-poom, girl (¡Hey!)
Ya vi que estás solita, acompáñame
La noche es de nosotros, tú lo sabe' (You know)
Que ganas me dan-dan-dan
De guayarte, mami, ese ram-pam-pam, yeah
Esa criminal como lo mueve e' un delito (Oh)
Tengo que arrestarte, porque empiezo y no me quito (Eh)
Tienes criminality, pero te doy fatality
Vívete la película, flotando en mi gravity
Daddy pone las regla', tiene' que obedecer
Mami, no tiene pausa, ¿qué e' lo que vas a hacer?
Échale, échale, échale pa'trás
Échale, échale, pa'lante y pa'trás (Eh, ey-ey-ey)

Pretty woman walkin' down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet
Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
Pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman, that you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me?
Grrrow
Pretty woman, stop awhile
Pretty woman, talk awhile
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me
'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right
Come with me, baby, be mine tonight
Pretty woman, don't walk on by
Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey
Okay
If that's the way it must be, okay
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?
Is she walkin' back to me?
Yeah, she's walkin' back to me
Oh, oh, pretty woman

VIERNEEEEEEEEES
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y RECORDAD ODIAR FUERTE A @Amperobonus POR SU LUNES LIBRE



@ChiquiVigo

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message, something's out there
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by

99 red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky Where 99 red balloons go by

99 Decision street
99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by

99 knights of the air
Ride super high tech jet fighters
Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify, and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by

99 dreams I have had In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are crying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh

Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du

Another mother's breaking heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken

It's the same old theme
Since nineteen-sixteen
In your head, in your head, they're still fighting
With their tanks and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head, they are dying

Ha llega'o del Aliexpress un paquete mu' grande
Directo desde china sin pagar los portes
En la caja en rojo está escrito su nombre
Yoni el Robot articulado obediente
Le meto por el culo seis pilas de las grandes
Se le encienden los ojos y me dice: "hola, ¿qué hace?"
Le digo: "Yoni, ¿tú sabe' hacerte' pimientos?"
Me dice: "claro, primo, me han programa'o pa eso"
Yoni, Yoni que cosa más apañá
Contigo estoy sevío ya no necesito na'
Viene con to' los avíos
Es que eres mu' socorrío
Si lo llamo allí está el tío
Yoni, ven pa'cá
Ponme una de melva, ponme una de ca
To' lo que me pone, me pone fenomená'
Yoni, mamona, ¿tú pa ti no quiere' na'?
Qué va, primo to' pa ti, yo solo electricidad
Venga, Yoni, vete por pimientos
En cinco minutos lo tengo
Oye, Yoni, falta hierbabuena
Pide por esa boca que pa' eso me entrenan
Venga, Yoni, tráete medio pollo
¿Quiere que lo pague o que lo fie como el otro?
Oye, Yoni, de postre manzanita
Es mano de santo, te lo dice el maquinita
Tengo a mi amigo Yoni, no me hace falta nadie
Es de la marca Sony, es más bueno que una madre
Siempre listo atento a mis necesidades
Solo me arrepiento de no haberlo pilla'o antes

Your blades are sharpened with precision (precision)
Flashing your favorite point of view (point of view)
I know you're waiting in the distance (distance)
Just like you always do, just like you always do

Already pulling me in
Already under my skin
And I know exactly how this ends, I

Let you cut me open just to watch me bleed
Gave up who I am for who you wanted me to be
Don't know why I'm hoping for what I won't receive
Falling for the promise of the emptiness machine
The emptiness machine

Going around like a revolver (like a revolver)
It's been decided how we lose (how we lose)
'Cause there's a fire under the altar (the altar)
I keep on lying to, I keep on lying to

Already pulling me in
Already under my skin
And I know exactly how this ends, I

Let you cut me open just to watch me bleed
Gave up who I am for who you wanted me to be
Don't know why I'm hoping for what I won't receive
Falling for the promise of the emptiness machine

I only wanted to be part of something
I only wanted to be part of, part of
I only wanted to be part of something
I only wanted to be part of, part of
I only wanted to be part of something
I only wanted to be part